A Funny Story

Nice story...Wait till you read the moral.

I was happy.

My girlfriend and I were dating for over a year,
and so we decided to
get married.

My parents helped us in every way; my friends
encouraged me, and my
girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, quite much
indeed, and that was my mother-in-law to be. She was a career woman,
smart, but most of all
beautiful and sexy, who sometimes flirted me,
which made me feel
uncomfortable.

One day she called me and asked me to come over to
check the wedding
invitations. So I went. She was alone, and when I
arrived, she whispered
to me, that soon I was to be married, and she had
feelings and desires
for me that she couldn't overcome. So before I got
married and committed
my life to her daughter, she wanted to make love
to me just once.

What could I say? I was in total shock, and
couldn't say a word.

So, she said, I'll go to the bedroom, and if you
are up for it, just
come and get me. I just watched her delicious
behind as she went up the
stairs.

I stood there for a moment, and then turned around
and went to the front
door...I opened it, and stepped out of the house.

Her husband was standing outside, and with tears
in his eyes, hugged me
and said, we are very happy and pleased, you have passed our little
test. We couldn't have asked for a better man for
or daughter.

Welcome to the family.

Moral of the story?


"Always keep your condoms in the car."