Try This....

Instructions - go to www(dot)urbandictionary(dot)com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write a definition it gives you

1) Your name?Carlo- to be a ledge, a leader a captain even, but have slight tendencies to flip and punch and headbutt walls and go a bit mentall!!! or sum1 who gets involved in banter

2) How old are you?25- The age at which one can finally rent a car in the United States without being charged enormous amounts of money and without having to sign thousands of papers for that matter.

3) One of your friends?Jeff- a fabulous name, anyone who has it should be proud, spontaneous (good in bed) ;) usually very sexy tall & thin (except for the few UNLUCKY Jeff's out there)

4) What Should You Be Doing?- Sleeping: To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.

5) Favorite Food?Hamburgers- The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.


6) Favorite Person?Mary- A name gay men use to refer to each other. It was used extensively in 1960's Greenwitch Village to piss off the cops. Also, while crusing, it's an inconspicuous way to ask someone if there up for it.

7) Word to describe yourself?creative- What teachers call you when they don't want to say you are a dumbass.

8) Can you drive?yup- A code word/slang, between some youth, for sex. If in caps lock,its to make emphasis for those who are in need of some action.


9) Favorite band name:Paramore- Every once in a while, you stumble across a band that can actually pull off having a female lead singer and still rock out. This band is from Franklin, TN and trust me, they are going places. Hayley Williams (lead vocalist) has superb talent for her age. This is probably one of the most underrated bands out there...

10) Ice cream flavor?Chocolate- 1.A chick's best candy. 2.Your tongue's way of having sex. 3.A drug of the world because its very addictive. 4.A sweet piece of candy in the world that shuts little brats up who continuously scream about how they didn't get this, they didn't get that. Mommy... 5.Dark-skinned.

11) Last person you talked to on the phone?my good friend- someone who you can call at 2 am and tell then that you actually killed the fucking old lady next door and they show up at your house with a shovel no questions asked.